{"type":"standard","title":"Truchas Peak","displaytitle":"Truchas Peak","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7847152","titles":{"canonical":"Truchas_Peak","normalized":"Truchas Peak","display":"Truchas Peak"},"pageid":6612702,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Truchas_peak_winter.jpg/330px-Truchas_peak_winter.jpg","width":320,"height":215},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Truchas_peak_winter.jpg","width":3896,"height":2616},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267496514","tid":"bd912a7e-cb50-11ef-93f2-8d3e72a16f67","timestamp":"2025-01-05T10:35:11Z","description":"Mountain in New Mexico, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":35.96252588,"lon":-105.64496474},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truchas_Peak","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truchas_Peak?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truchas_Peak?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Truchas_Peak"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truchas_Peak","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Truchas_Peak","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truchas_Peak?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Truchas_Peak"}},"extract":"Truchas Peak is the second highest peak in the U.S. State of New Mexico behind Wheeler Peak. It is in the Sangre de Cristo Mountains 26 miles (42 km) northeast of Santa Fe. It lies within the Pecos Wilderness, part of the Santa Fe National Forest. The name of the peak is Spanish for \"trout\" (plural). It is the highest point in both Rio Arriba and Mora counties. It is also the most southerly peak and land area in the continental United States to rise above 13,000 feet (3,962 m).","extract_html":"
Truchas Peak is the second highest peak in the U.S. State of New Mexico behind Wheeler Peak. It is in the Sangre de Cristo Mountains 26 miles (42 km) northeast of Santa Fe. It lies within the Pecos Wilderness, part of the Santa Fe National Forest. The name of the peak is Spanish for \"trout\" (plural). It is the highest point in both Rio Arriba and Mora counties. It is also the most southerly peak and land area in the continental United States to rise above 13,000 feet (3,962 m).
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Halvard Storm was a 20th-century Norwegian artist.
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